Just because Melissa is pregnant doesn’t automatically turn us into baby-making (or raising) experts. We’ve done lots of research into the subject, of course, but haven’t put in the time or effort necessary to answer all of your questions about fertility, getting pregnant, having a healthy pregnancy, or raising a healthy baby.

(Frankly, we’re a little too busy growing a tiny human to devote 40 hours a week to research how to best create and grow a tiny human.)